Diet starts tomorrow

My three favourite words are ‘Diet starts tomorrow’, I use these three words to get whatever I want. I use them to allow myself to order a large dominos pizza + sides alone. I use them to eat basically anything I want. I tried to use them today to get a large milkshake and dominos, […]

How to be happy

Today I am trying something I have failed at a million times before – I am trying to become what I see as the better person. I have a list of things I want to achieve that I think will make me happy. My definition of happy stems from social media, it is the same […]